The Porch Pickup Micro-Rental Blueprint

Build a $400+/month side hustle from your front porch.

Rent kids’ tables & chairs with a 100% contactless porch-pickup model — zero driving, zero face-to-face small talk, and about 15 minutes of work per booking. This blueprint is the exact, field-tested system, start to finish.

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$400+per month, part-time
15 minwork per booking
0driving or small talk

What People Are Saying

“Made back the cost in my first two weekends. The listing copy alone is worth it.”

Jamie R. — local parent

“I had no idea people would pay $50 to borrow a table. Now I'm booked every weekend.”

Sam T. — side-hustler

“The message scripts save me so much time. I just copy, paste, and close the booking.”

What's Included

What You'll Learn

Eight modules. The complete system — from your very first booking to a scaling fleet.

01

The Contactless System & Legal Protection

Before your first booking, you need a system that protects your equipment, secures payment, and runs on autopilot. I’ll walk you through the exact 4-step operating system — and the safeguards that make theft and damage a non-issue.

You'll learn

  • The 4-step contactless operating system (inquiry → payment → porch drop → porch return).
  • How to protect your gear without being there — waivers, cameras, and deposits.
  • The #1 rule every booking must follow before gear hits the porch.
01 — contactless system
02

Gear & Inventory Master List

Start small, stay low-risk. You don’t need thousands in inventory — I’ll show you the exact field-tested setup, under $400, that’s durable, safe, and stackable.

You'll learn

  • The exact field-tested equipment (commercial-grade, Pinterest-ready).
  • How to keep startup costs ~$350 without sacrificing quality.
  • A one-click equipment shopping list, kept up to date.
02 — gear & inventory
03

Copy-Paste Client Scripts

Speed and clarity win bookings. I’ll give you the exact message scripts that set expectations up front and close the sale — from the first inquiry to the review request.

You'll learn

  • The exact scripts I send for every booking (save to your phone, copy & paste).
  • How to lock in payment and waivers without awkward back-and-forth.
  • How to ask for 5-star reviews on autopilot.
03 — client scripts
04

The No-BS Marketing Playbook

Maximum digital visibility with zero ad spend. Dominate your local market with high-converting listings, local group networking, and Google Maps.

You'll learn

  • The Facebook Marketplace “multi-listing engine” that turns one set of gear into 12+ targeted listings.
  • The “helpful neighbor” strategy for local mom groups.
  • How to rank on Google Maps when parents search for kids table & chair rentals.
04 — marketing playbook
05

Pricing, Operations & Scaling

From break-even math to a self-funding fleet. I’ll show you exactly how to price, run the 15-minute daily workflow, and scale from $400 to $1,500+/month.

You'll learn

  • Premium pricing that justifies itself — plus high-margin add-ons.
  • The 15-minute daily operating timeline.
  • How to scale income without scaling labor (double-booking turns, staggered pickups).
05 — pricing & scaling
06

The FAQ & Troubleshooting Manual

Running a contactless business means firm boundaries and clear protocols. I’ll give you the exact SOPs and copy-paste responses for every problem that comes up.

You'll learn

  • How to handle no-shows, late returns, and cancellations without losing money.
  • Normal wear & tear vs. chargeable damage — and what to do.
  • How to win chargebacks and protect against theft and bad weather.
06 — FAQ & SOPs

The cost?

If you've made it this far, you do your research. Use the code PORCH for 50% off.

$99

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The blueprint pays for itself in a rental or two.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who is this for?

Anyone who wants a low-effort, high-margin side income. It’s used by parents with zero business experience and people with a spare corner of a garage. No audience, no truck, no inventory headaches — just a front porch.

Do I need a truck or storage space?

No truck — your customers come to you. The gear folds flat and fits in any sedan trunk, and the full setup stores in under 4 square feet of floor space.

Do I have to deliver or talk to people?

No. The model is 100% contactless. Bookings, payments, and signed waivers are handled digitally, and gear is picked up and returned on your porch.

How much does it cost to start?

Under $400 all-in for the exact field-tested equipment list inside the blueprint. Most people recover that in their first few rentals.

Can I get a refund?

Yes. If the blueprint isn’t worth it to you, reply to your receipt within 30 days and I’ll refund you. No questions asked.

Why learn from me?

  • I’m McKenzie Bankhead, founder of The Tiny Table Party Co.
  • I built this exact model through real-world trial and error — not theory.
  • Every script, waiver, and tactic in this blueprint is what I still use to book clients today.

Still not sure?

A rental or two covers the cost. There's nothing to lose.

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